|You take the three on the right. I'll take the innumerable armada in the background. LET'S DO THIS!|
We don't every meet Mr. Thax, so that's why he's fifth on the list. However, we do know that he's a krogan and has his employees (also Krogan) speaking in a very dignified fashion. The fact that I was the first person in internet history to write "Lord Wrexington of Urdnotshire" should indicate that I hold proper Krogan near and dear to my heart.
4. Richard L. Jenkins
|The L stands for Luther. What else would it be?|
3. Li the Turian Mechanic
|"Hey did you catch the game last night? No, too busy saving the galaxy? Bummer. It was great."|
2. Captain Armando Bailey
|"I'm getting too old for this stuff."|
1. The Turian Councilor
|"Ah yes 'air quotes'. We have dismissed this long running joke."|
Now the highlights! His most famous video: "Ah yes, 'Reapers'"
It's so famous that I couldn't find an unedited copy of the quote. There are about one million techno remixes of it. So let's enjoy the Reaper Dance!
Less than two hours until Mass Effect 3 now! Woo!